Things I Don't Like as a Waitress:

 1. Mayonaise.
2. Filling up the Mayonaise cup.
3. Reaching into the bottom of the Mayonaise tub to fill the Mayonaise cup...
4. Having said mayonaise rub on my elbows from reaching into the mayonaise tub.




BUT WORST OF ALL: WASHING DISHES AFTER MAYONAISE HAS BEEN IN THE SINK!!!


This last statement is quite the most disgusting of them all because while the hot steam from the sink is great for washing dishes, it also creates a form of "steamy mayonaise"......just picture it

Mayo steaming up into your nostrils leaving behind a smell, or little steamy mayonaise droplets condensing on your face, it's terrible.


Or so I thought.

Thursdays I open and close the shop, and this past Thursday the unspeakable happened. And so I will write it...I was washing the dishes. Now, every now and then water sprays up from the sink which is fine. But on this Thursday, water was not the only thing to come flying out of the sink....mayonaise was what came flying out of the sink. And it wasn't enough to just rocket at me without warning...no, this mayonaise was ambitious. 


As I was washing dishes mayo came flying out of the bottom of the nasty, disgusting, sink and into my mouth.

Can you even imagine? Mayo, sink, airborne, and into my mouth....the mayo.
I threw up instantaneously into the trash can beside me. I don't like mayo.